wry talk.

I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember. Hello, I'm Kris. I'm a very pretty androgynous girl. You may know me as wrymon, Hiri-chan, or Kristina. I'm a very unique one, and I can guarantee you haven't met one like me before. I'm extraordinary, and I can move seas. I was born January 28 under the sign of Aquarius. I was born the only child to a Mother and a Father, and my Mother is the only one to stick around. I live in a small town in South Carolina, USA; and I have never regretted living here. I have a very small circle of confidants, but a very large circle of people who mean the world to me. I enjoy meeting people, and interacting with them greatly. I'm a very social creature, and have a very difficult time when it comes to emotional situations. I'm a hard headed, overly confident, Vegetarian. I enjoy my way of life, and I don't expect you to agree with, adapt, or change because of it. I know who I am as a person, and where I'm going with my life; I don't need anyone to instruct me in any of that. I know exactly what I can, and cannot do, and I don't expect you to dictate me on that either. I'm very blunt, and I play by an honest rule in my life; I don't lie, and I don't tolerate people lying to me. I'm an Optimist, one that excels in getting on people's last nerve because of it. My glass is always overflowing, even when it feels like it should be half empty. I refuse to fight for those who will not fight for, firstly, themselves and, secondly, me. I do not like, and will avoid at all costs, asking for help in any kind of situation. I trust very little people much farther than I can throw them. I'm a Geek who enjoys sleeping, playing video games, and living her life. I love laughing, and it's something I do far too much without significant reason. I act about forty years older than what I am, and I enjoy it very much. I'm an intuitive, and I'm very skilled in the art of people. I'm a very overly protective, non-jealous, person; I'm pretty laid back when it comes to all things. Unless I'm serious, which happens quite a lot as well surprisingly. I dislike the rain, the color green, and I'm pretty sarcastic. I have a short attention span, and I take things far too literally, far too much. I'm a Photojournalist, a Novelist, a Photographer, a Model, a Customer Service Attendant, and I enjoy every single interaction I receive in them all. I day dream when I drive alone with the radio on, and I have yet to have an accident. I enjoy it. I'm a silly, eccentric, who nine times out of ten you'll find - more than a bit - odd. I enjoy Nickelodeon, Nick Jr, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and Food Network. I also enjoy browsing the Internet and reading my up-to-date Horoscope. I feel at ease when I'm near the Ocean, despite not being able to even float on water. I do some of my best thinking in the shower, and as such tend to take rather long ones. Oh, I also love Dogs, small furries, and Cows. I have, also, come to realize I am irreversibly attached to, and undeniably proud of, a Leo in the USAF; He's my Husband, and I love him irreversibly.

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manafromheaven:

FUCKING. THIS.

THIS.

(via twinfools)

Okay, so I have to say being pregnant on Mother’s Day this year - no I don’t expect a gift nor am I pining for one, but I must say this made me laugh:

“Because, technically, pregnant women aren’t moms yet, so they kinda don’t deserve a Mother’s Day gift.”

Well technically, there is a baby in my belly. I consider myself a mother, even if I don’t expect a gift.

I’ve been told I have bad social manners because I speak my mind, but I just find that I liven things up a bit. It would be pretty boring if everyone was artfully skilled in the ways of human interaction.
were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?



CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

OMG. THIS. THIS JUST MADE THOR AND ELDORADO EVEN BETTER FOR ME. <3

were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?

CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

OMG. THIS. THIS JUST MADE THOR AND ELDORADO EVEN BETTER FOR ME. <3

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An Anchor is a heavy, stubborn thing and it’s nights like tonight that I know you’re the Wind in my Sails. Sometimes you’re the only thing that keeps me going, and keeps me moving forward despite the turbulence and hurdles on the bottom of this big ocean. Yeah, maybe I help you return to port once and a while, but without you I’d never see the open sea.
26.5 weeks and I can&#8217;t wait to see you &lt;3

26.5 weeks and I can’t wait to see you <3

This still makes me so happy every time I see it.

Now you’re just being unreliable and selfish. The second I’m used to, the first I can’t stand.

I never thought I’d be happy to see my husband’s heart stolen by anyone other than me; Then I saw the look on his face after he felt his son move to the sound of his Father’s voice. I fell in love with two persons all over again in that moment.